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Crtd 05-08-31 Lastedit 07-01-21
Classical African Business Doldrums
The Desert
Of Indolence, Lies And
False Promises
Two weeks after my advance payment for finishing the hull,
and this is already three weeks ago now, the sudden burst of carpentry at the
shipyard died down. Even within these two activity weeks, Jeremia came with a
proposal from Mr. Daniel: since the mast had to dry before mounting we had
better order it now. Why not order mast, gaff, steel and rope wiring, make the rudder, and I could pay the advance needed: TSh
0.5 M (Euro 400). Fortunately I
could say in truth that due to different circumstances, there was no money
available at the moment.
Work at the yard died down. Why? Was Daniel perhaps simply broke and my advance
for finishing the hull used for other needs?
Meanwhile I was wondering what happened with my order
to Jeremia (himself furniture carpenter by profession). By way of rent for my
room from Kees, I had agreed to order six chairs and a dining table. Jeremia's offer was
competitive in the Mwanza market, so why not take him? Also, I needed two sets
of shelves for my room and a little cabinet, with its door opened usable as a
writing desk, now for my room, but neatly sized to fit in my pickup later when
it would be the management office while finishing the dhow, and still later to
may be even write some poems on the computer and brew some coffee in the
Serengeti while surrounded by lions, or plot a flying route while preparing the paraglider at the foot of Mount Kilimanjaro.
It would all be mninga. All was promised for delivery in
a week.. My advance was TSh 400
000, Euro 320, that was more than 80% of the total price agreed. After almost
two weeks Jeremia called to ask for TSh 80 000, Euro 75, to pay for the cloth on
the chairs. I came and paid, glad that at least we seemed to stay below 100%
delay, but the money question should have rang a bell with me. After two weeks,
the table and chairs where ready, and, it must be said, of excellent (mninga)
quality:

Then (halafu in Kiswahili), also Jeremia's carpentry seemed to collapse,
decease, go to its maker, ceased to be, or however you wish to name it:
no shelves, no cabinet.
More than one week later Jeremia proudly showed me the -
unfinished - cabinet. It was of perfect size everywhere, except the width. It was about a third of the
150 cm I had ordered: Even its drawers had been made cute little boxes to fit
in. The wood not all mninga as
agreed, but partly mkola, another hardwood with a more hard
red colour.
Left: Jeremia's cabinet version 1.0 (200% over time). Middle: Jeremia's assignment, Right: Jeremia's cabinet version 2.0: 800% over time, bad quality, too expensive and too high.
To avoid a hard confrontation I just told him about the wrong size and that I
would first go home to think what to do.
The rest of the day I considered using the small cabinet, but there were too many
malfunctioning applications. I also considered getting rid of Jeremia
completely, because as far as the dhow had made any successful progress, this
could not be attributed to me having appointed a muddle-head like this as my
controller. Then, I conceded to myself that a mistake like this can not arise
from ill intentions, and that the next carpenter/controller might as well be a
disappointment. I had started to know Jeremia and perhaps should exploit this
investment instead of writing him off and jump down to the foot of another
learning curve. Anyway, if he should be written off,
there was no haste.
The next day I went to Jeremia's workshop, said we had to redo the cabinet and
find out what had caused the error, if we still intended to work together and
avoid it in the future. We had the plan to cooperate in the finishing of the
dhow's interior (beds, cabin, kitchen, desk etc.) After lengthy discussions, in which I scented he tried
to flee from the subject, the error turned out to be simply that Jeremia had
taken my written number "
" in "
8
inches" as a one ("1"),
so the whole width had become 18 inches. Jeremia maintained that the East
African number "four" was written "4".
He calculated the cost of redoing the cabinet, TSh 42 000, Euro 34 and nothing
on his face implied any readiness to take some of the damage. Realizing Euro 34
is nothing for me and a fortune to him, and this was a mistake, not cheating, I
decided to pay.
Days went by. Then Jeremia called to say he had made another mistake and needed another TSh
56 000. I suggested him to work and we would talk about it later. I asked about
the shelves which were now three weeks (300%) late. They would be ready soon.
Finally, we were invited to collect the shelves. It turned out to be one set
instead of two (no doubt Jeremia knew that), and half mninga half mkola, very
bad quality planks with large tears, and the back was covered by old grey
hardboard carrying the rings of the kitchen that had used it for putting hot
pans.
Where is the other one? I asked one of Jeremia's men.
There is only one.
I went to Jeremia. Jeremia, we clearly agreed you would make two. I paid for
them!
Dejected, Jeremia stared to the ground.
I left with the shelves.
The next day Jeremia called
me. Had not I promised to pay another TSh 56 000 for redoing the cabinet? Had I
forgotten?
I am coming right now, Jeremia.
Jeremia, I said on arrival at
his workshop, can we sit somewhere?
We both smiled but did not really look at each other.
We sat down in a small office near his workshop, each at our side of a desk.
Jeremia was now quick to admit he had been wrong in making only one pair of shelves.
The problem had been that he had wanted to make very good chairs and
table, his quotation for those had been too low and thus he had run out of
money.
It took him somewhat longer to admit that mixing mninga with mkola is a decision
to negotiate with the client, especially if he has ordered mninga.
Then, I showed him a number of telephone numbers East African people had
hand-written for me, containing the number four written "
".
Now, he also admitted this should have consulted me on this.
Then, I said I understood it is difficult for him to offer taking part of the
damage of the mistakes, but that it was a bit easy just to leave the damage to
me without further ado. I told him thus far the damage was one missing pair of
shelves, one far substandard pair of shelves, TSh 42 000 I already paid for
redoing the cabinet and now he wanted another TSh 56 000. I proposed to accept
the substandard pair of shelves, to waive the second pair without reimbursement,
and to leave the TSh 42 000 for him to redo the cabinet, but no more TSh 56 000.
His should now just properly finish the cabinet with good wood, though I would
allow him his choice between mninga and mkola.
Jeremia agreed.
Silence.
I feel very bad about this, Jeremia said. I can understand you are angry.
I am not angry, I said, I am disappointed.
With big eyes of distress Jeremia gazed out of the window.
What is it, Jeremia, I asked after a while.
I wanted to say something, but I forgot, Jeremia said.
If it is important, you can call me and we can talk about it, I said, putting my
hand on his, by way of
announcement I was going to leave.
But it was clear I was too soon.
This TSh 56 000, Jeremia finally said, can you give it to me as an advance of my
wage for supervision of your dhow building?
I put down 60 and we wrote it in the dhow book.
Smiling, still not looking straight towards each other, we shook hands and said
goodbye.
Meanwhile, even I myself was nose-diving money wise: for many weeks, I had already been asking Kees van Vianen to give me the remainder of my deposit, for $3500 for paying my dhow advances. The answer would be, after display of some thoughful facial expressions: "probably end of next week". But it had remained "end of next week", one week after another. My money should be on the account of Kees, brotherly shared with his business, the best company in town, but, the "end of next week"- ritual dance made me realize to my bewilderment, that it had had sunk with the total balance of this account to barely enough to monthly pay his worker's wages. The money for my boat was now busy building another one, a fast Tanzanian patrol boat, not unlikely later to become used to go and harass me in pirate-like semi government operations on the lake. I was funding the future enemy, and meanwhile quickly approached the end of my cash. I saw this risk three weeks earlier after repeatedly not getting money I asked for with no or suspiciously casual and airy explanations. So, I had quickly started the formalities to open a bank account and had wired money to it as soon as I was given the account number. But the account's balance remained zero, even though the money had quickly left my Dutch account. The entire mass of all transaction codes proved insufficient for the receiving bank to find the money.
The next day Jeremia called,
because he thought it would be good to have a meeting with Mr. Daniel.
The meeting would be at Jeremia's workshop at one o'clock.
No Mr. Daniel.
Mr. Jeremia invited me in his now notorious little office and briefed me on Mr.
Daniel's proposals: the price of the cotton used for sails used to be TSh 800
per m2. Now another shop where Mr. Daniel is negotiating starts to
quote TSh 1200. But the 800 quote is still made elsewhere. We need 600 m2
of cotton. Now, in his contract with me, Mr. Daniel assumed the 800 price, and
if he is to meet his total cost we should quickly buy 600 m2 of
cotton for the old price.
This would amount to a cotton futures market speculation with a expected profit
of TSh 240 000 (Euro 220), I calculated in silence.
Then, Jeremia, continued, we could also do the mast, gaff, wiring, rudder.
The same list that popped up in four weeks ago, this time not because the mast
needed to dry, but now because the expectations of the cotton market.
Since I had no money, I did not need
to form an opinion on this. But I did ask some details:
600 m2 seemed a bit much to me. Jeremia did not know the answers, so we had to
wait for Mr. Daniel.
That was not exactly my idea. I left for shopping, saying I would come back
later.
Of course, I made it a LOT
later. Mr. Daniel was around. The little office now being occupied, the meeting
was in my car.
Mr. Daniel expanded on his proposal, Mr. Jeremia translated. I first asked them
many details about cotton, cotton prices, how much we needed, yes 600 m2, no 600
ft2? No 600 m2. The total lengths of the wires turned out not yet to be
calculated, prices unsure, I was give a quotation for mast and gaff, asked the
lengths and diameters, about which one was again not too sure, the proposal
seemed a bit immature, but the one thing was clear: money
was needed.
The two were enthusiastically soliciting the rich man's money
unaware that he was broke too. But the technical and
market details of the money soliciting arguments
could suit me
in case they would again try to bring me in a
screw type
situation by over-quoting prices and thus seducing me in the role of
profitable dhow parts supplier to my own shipyard. So I let
them talk and made notes.
After half an hour I showed myself satisfied with the information and shifted
the subject to were exactly we were at the yard and what was still to be done
to finish the hull, paint it en launch it.
Now, could put away my notebook: they neatly told me what I exactly knew but wished to hear once more from them:
a hell of a lot. Three rows of planking all round, the framing and planking of
the entire stern, the mast thwart, bindings, the heavy board top beams (three at
each side that is 120 meters of heavy beam). The filling of the joints with
cotton (Kiswahili: "blanketi"), sandpaper the whole bloody hull until it is smooth
to paint, then three layers of underwater oxide paint, and two layers of two
component epoxy paint mixed with saw dust (to avoid its hardness cracking the
wood after drying, the local trick which we decided to follow).
More than
5
weeks, I said.
Jeremia and Daniel agreed.
Do you now when we said five weeks ago we would launch the hull? I asked.
Jeremia did not remember. Daniel did not understand the English of my question.
Today. I said. Smiling

Picture: Dhow now, wavering above the line of perfect
inertia but parallel to it.
Total delay now almost 200 days, the delay on its own is now approaching 200% of
contract building period
Click here for
Line Of Perfect Inertia Explained
Jeremia also smiled and translated question and answer to Daniel. The smiling of
the gentlemen clearly was, as it is expressed in my local language, Dutch:
"sheepish".
What I now have learned here, I said, also in working with you, Jeremia, is to
work in small steps. That assures the money is not running out before its job is
finished. So, for me, the rig is much too far ahead. I paid for the hull to be
finished and launched. I first want to see that work done.
Jeremia smiled. But the cotton...
If Mr. Daniel
had wanted to be sure of the cotton price, he should have finished the entire
dhow half a year ago as he promised by contract. But I have good news: the cotton
price can also go down.
Jeremia smiles. But...
Jeremia, I am paying you to be my controller. If you want to work for Mr. Daniel
he should pay you and not I. By the way, will my redone cabinet be ready
tomorrow, as you promised yesterday?
No, you see, I have problems...
You do not have to tell me. When will it be ready?
Tuesday.
OK, gentlemen, thank you.
Clearly, Daniel was broke, Jeremia was broke, they were
talking as one man, so who knows they had planned simply to share the booty had
I paid. But they had not reckoned with
Kees.
Daniel, I 'll come to the yard tomorrow to take a look.
Jeremia looks undetermined.
I am only going to look, Jeremia, the talking has been done just now. I can go
alone.
Warm smiles and handshakes at goodbye. Both realize
that I could end cooperation with
Jeremia as soon as the cabinet would be finished, and
with Daniel after the launching of the dhow, when I
could just tow it away and finish it elsewhere.
They are not eager to come to that point so I thought myself not likely
to see a cabinet and a floating dhow soon. So Jeremia has a time and money
consuming innocent uncle in a criminal court case with the odds against him, and
Daniel has no power in the saw mill and urgently needs 600 m2 of
cotton. (after three days "the power was back"
but "the saw ribbon had broken")
Bastards. But now I know the game. We are now in the stage where both sides are in the defense, but they shall be the first to become desperate to score.
At home some short but serious axiomatic plane geometry on the basis of upsizing existing dhows from perpendicular photographs resulted in a sail surface not of 600 m2 but between 142 m2!
The next day. Nobody speaks a word of English at the dhow
yard but even my level of Kiswahili, with the help of some workers agreeing with
me, sufficed to convince Daniel - or, what I think, make him
confess - that 100 m2 is a better shot at the
real sail surface than 600. Since I just had learned to count in my latest
chapter of my Kiswahili book, I could even explain that for 600 m2 we
would need a 40 m long mast instead of the roughly 9 m that is planned.
Did I really see the workers look puzzled at their boss Daniel?
I found Daniel there finishing two couches for his own home. Instead of telling
him to finish my hull first, I took the couches in my pickup.
Then, I shouted fanya
kazi, rafiki! ("do the work, my friends")
to the workers. They cheered,
undoubtedly for my fresh Kiswahili, not for my recommendation.
So, drove Daniel
with his couches to his house. His 20 month old boy stumbled slowly, with a
serious face and very dirty nose, to my legs and started to hold fast, looking
through my legs to the ducks behind me. His gorgeous young tall wife prepared a
lovely traditional meal for us and we parted as one happy family.
The rule is: as soon the money is received it is spent on
other current needs. The job is not any longer a money rendering affair and thus
left. But debts, needs, desperation can raise false hopes in the paid carpenter
and thus save a client unfortunately trapped in
seemly endless waiting for delivery: yet another week later, Jeremia was at the point where he, as
I put it above "got desperate to score" and had "finished", the cabinet.
An unattractive mix of bad mninga and bad mkola planks, an old cardboard back.
While testing the drawers a piece sprang off a key lock hole. Varnishing was
done only once outside and not at all inside the drawers. While loading it on my
pickup with one of his men he dropped the whole cabinet from one meter back on
the ground. I did not even check the damage. I just took it and, feeling why the
cabinet was finished, wanted to leave the scene quickly. But, as expected, Jeremia
really needed to "talk" to me. After parking off the road he
confessed me he was broke, his children had malaria, and his uncle was still in
jail, the lawyers expensive. Could I not help him with 40 000?
Sorry Jeremia, I am now broke too. Kees van Vianen has problems on his yard and my bank
cannot find my money.
Jeremia looked with a face warm of understanding, undoubtedly feeling sorry to
have wasted his time finishing the cabinet. Keep also in mind that everybody is
lying here, and believes everybody else is lying. Despite my claim I am broke,
Jeremy keeps believing I have loads of cash, which is good because that belief
makes him retain the false hopes that give me power over him: I am sure next
week he will call me to ask whether we can "talk".
We parted.
OK, see you. Next time I hope I shall be able to help you, I told him, feeling
sure I would never have had this cabinet wreck had I paid Daniel for 600 m2
of sail cotton.
Thus, I went home with the last thing Jeremia
ever has made for me as an independent undertaker. He is only useful for
supervised wage work, but even his own staff might contain better men for that,
and once I find those, this guy blew it.
Drying the Yard
Anyway, this will also be the way to put Daniels dhow yard in motion: money
thirst should first get bad enough to create hallucinations, and though Daniel
is broke, he is not yet broke enough to start finishing that hull. I am going to
get him there: I can wait longer than he: yes, Daniel, the money for the next
stage is there, I lie - I have at least five weeks to make it true, I make my
own hallucinations - but you get money only after the work I paid for has been
finished. I will have bad luck if new yard customers start paying, seeing this
big dhow lying there and inferring Daniel has a rich client and therefore can
keep up his working capital. If that outsider's misunderstanding arises, I will
have to spread some rumours in town and I will have to wait until the fresh
customers' money is also taken hostage and has fully leaked away. This is my
difficult task now: waiting, not for the wood to dry but for the yard to dry.
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Daniel is broke. Jeremia is
broke. The bank (?), Kees van Vianen is broke, and
Kees van Vianen' mode of being broke includes my dhow-deposit with him,
so I am also broke. The bank should have money if mine
but cannot find it. There is no dhow, not even a
finished hull. I lent 20 000 to one of my house mates, who
surely would pay it back after receiving his salary from Kees. But that salary
is late. So my house mate is broke. Every
day things move parallel to the line of inertia: every
day is a delay day.
Kees, Daniel, the bank, everybody quotes near dates for
delivery, but when the dates arrive, there are other
dates. What's next? Now I am stuck like everybody else here, bound to sitting
and waiting in this warm place full of friends ready
to hold my money and doing great things with it.
For me!
Where is all that money? I have not the slightest idea. The "lawyers" "malaria"
and "saw ribbon" stories are very likely lies. Africa is full of secrets. But I
trust Kees van Vianen: the government will get its patrol boat (picture).
Nobody of all involved will die, everybody can eat, with broad
smiles we keep shaking each other's hands. We are friends.
Can one sink even deeper down in this subject? Yes! Click: Time in Africa
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